So about a year ago I went to the allergist after years of suffering from stupid allergies. I never wanted to go, and didn't see how they could help but went anyway.
Well, I should have listened to myself, I mean I'm always right. lol. So, I go and have the skin test to see what it is I'm allergic too. I can't remember exactly how many things they tested on my back, but it was a lot, maybe 60 something. Anyways, guess what the test came back negative, I wasn't allergic to anything. YA RIGHT!!!! Then why the crap do I sneeze all the time, I was mad. The doctor tried to give me some nasal spray to moisten my nasal passages, um duh I can do that all by myself with all the snot running down them ALL THE TIME!!!!! That was the biggest wasted of time, money and 60 some odd scratches on my back.
So, today I get a postcard in the mail from them, A FRIENDLY REMINDER, that says, "We have not seen you in a long time for a visit. Please call to schedule a follow up visit."
DEAR STUPID ALLERGIST,
Here is your friendly reminder, that you don't know Jack freaking Squat. Please call me to make an appt. so I can tell you what I really think. Have a great day!
I don't think I have ever had allergies as bad as I have in the last 3 days.
It's a dang good thing I'm not allergic to anything, I might be dead!!!!
8 years ago
5 comments:
A friendly reminder...LOL! That's funny!
hey, i saw a tv show once where a dog had the same problem. turns out it had a huge fungus thing up its nose that had to be surgically removed. :)
hey, i saw a tv show once where a dog had the same problem. turns out it had a huge fungus thing up its nose that had to be surgically removed. :)
no removal of fungus in noses please... :) I am on zyrtec followed by benadryl.. and a life time supply of tissue.. go figure.. keep blowin sister..
OHhhhhhhh you should send that postcard. That would be hilarious. Just the right amount of incessant allergies and endless medication, I could see you doing it.
Hey Sarah Tilley! And that's gross. :)
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