Friday, November 16, 2007

Anger management 101

I thought that maybe writing down the things that make me want to punch people would help me not to. lol.

1. Ver!z*n- IDIOTS!!!! I have recently come to hate their automated voice system, I find myself screaming into the phone at it, calling them every name in the book and telling them how retarded they are. I wonder if they record that. hmmmmmmmmm. Then I love how they say they will send a technician out and give you like a 12 hour window of when they will be there.

2. People that think they are better than you- I'm standing in line waiting to order at a sandwich place, and this dude walks in, clearly sees that I'm first in line, steps ahead of me and orders. Now, if I wasn't doped up on 20 different medications and actually cared about crap right now, I would have kicked his BUTT!!!!(it's not really 20)

3. Telemarketers- you know the ones that call at the same time everyday and you tell them not to call back every SINGLE DAY yet they do day after day. I now just answer the phone like this...WE DON'T WANT ANY!!!! So sorry if you call me and I do this. Although I haven't had many in the last 3 days since ver!z*n can't keep it's freaking service.

WOW!!! I was thinking more things were making me want to punch people, guess I'm not as angry as I thought I was. Well, I'm glad we cleared that up. lol.

Oh...I just thought of one more.
4. Stupid Garage Doors- Okay so if it's below 60 degrees outside our garage door won't automatically open, it will start to, and go like 6 inches and stop, or if I'm lucky, it will go like 2 feet. So I've been getting this workout every morning pushing the garage door opener on the wall next to the back door then run to the garage door cause if you give it a little push it will continue to go up. I do this about um 10 times before I actually catch it. It's actually quite comical, but still annoying.

Anyways, that should be it for now.

7 comments:

NOBODY said...

oh dude, i would pay GOOD MONEY to see the garage door routine.
good money I tell ya.

Rebecca said...

I am with nobody.. in fact.. i am going to camp out with a camera.. then we can post it and all get a kick out of it.. perhaps!! :)

Melissa said...

i love reading your blogs. tell jacob to record the garage door thing so we call all see it LOL!!

Anonymous said...

you should definitely come and live with me for a while. we don't get garages or telemarketers over here. after almost three years, it would be very difficult for me to even give you my phone number. i would have to call my mom and get it. i am thinking that after i move back, i may still try the "sorry i don't know how to call myself" routine. not looking forward to all those telemarketer hassles. a garage would be nice though (functioning door preferred).

Bex said...

you do know that you can unlock your garage door so it's easier to open right? I'm with you on the telemarketers though.....that's why we switched to our cell phones...haven't had one in a year! I'm wit hyou on the automated phone crap. I just about flushed mine down the toilet while trying to pay my bill with TXU. Apperently there is a difference between debit cards and credit cards. So even though you pay with your debit card..that says DEBIT right on it...you have to choose the credit card option????!!!! I'm just gonna make your blog comment page...my new blog page!

Melissa said...

why did you write verizon like that? just curious.... lol

Anonymous said...

have a great thanksgiving!!!